I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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