hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You need Xanax blowdarts
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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