yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
