ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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