If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
