Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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