i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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