Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just had sex bonerless
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
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i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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