We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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