Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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