I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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