I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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