i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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