White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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