take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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