I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
this hospital has no fireball
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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