just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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