i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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