Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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