If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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