Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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