You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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