I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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