If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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