the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
im on a boat
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