hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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