Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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