some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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