then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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