My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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