Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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