Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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