His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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