So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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