all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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