i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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