Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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