Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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