i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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