How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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