Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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