Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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