You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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