she smelled like a LAN party
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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