After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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