i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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