i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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