you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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