I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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