covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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