We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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