Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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