I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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