The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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