Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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