Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Randomize
